My List of Worst Serial Killers of Adults
by Simon Zohhadi on Wednesday, 26 January 2011 at 22:15 ·
1. John Wayne Gacy (Murdered a lot of men and buried them in his house. If that wasn't enough he handcuffed and tortured them and wore a clown's mask. Almost put the clown industry out of business. Also reminded me of somebody I used to work with. Extremely evil.)
2. Andrei Chikatilo (Russian serial killer who could only manage 53 murders ! Looks like my ex-brother-in-law)
3. Denis Nilson (Okay, he only killed gay people but he also cooked them and buried them everywhere in his house. All because he was lonely).
4. Fred & Rose West (Again, they immobilised and tortured people before murdering them including their own daughter. Beyond belief. Fred didn't do much for the building industry).
6. Ted Bundy (The Judge called him buddy, yes, it's true. Very popular with some because he was good looking. Supposed to have been an intelligent lawyer but forgot the golden rule - don't represent yourself and play to the gallery - when you have been charged with serial kiilling. Killed a lot of women. All because a former girlfriend rejected him - I wonder why? Mind you, he did have good taste in women !).
7. The Yorkshire Ripper (Peter Sutcliffe) - (He gave Leeds fans their best song - `There's only one Yorkshire Ripper'! He terrorised Yorkshire and murdered and attempted to murder a lot of women because he heard voices; these voices told him to go out and kill women but apparently didn't tell him to stay in and watch the tv or wash the pots instead!).
8. Richard Leonard "The Iceman" Kuklinski (Evil hitman. Saw him being interviewed on television. A real sadist. Luckily for mankind he is in prison. Nobody was safe. Can't think of anything funny to say except to say that not all Poles are nice people).
9. The Zodiac Killer (Never been caught and could still be alive. Spent a lot of time sending the police silly messages with lots of symbols on them).
10. Jack The Ripper (I don't know about you but I'm getting tired of this one. After all he only killed five. Everybody except the police think they know who he was. The truth is that he has probably never been on the list of suspects).
2. Andrei Chikatilo (Russian serial killer who could only manage 53 murders ! Looks like my ex-brother-in-law)
3. Denis Nilson (Okay, he only killed gay people but he also cooked them and buried them everywhere in his house. All because he was lonely).
4. Fred & Rose West (Again, they immobilised and tortured people before murdering them including their own daughter. Beyond belief. Fred didn't do much for the building industry).
6. Ted Bundy (The Judge called him buddy, yes, it's true. Very popular with some because he was good looking. Supposed to have been an intelligent lawyer but forgot the golden rule - don't represent yourself and play to the gallery - when you have been charged with serial kiilling. Killed a lot of women. All because a former girlfriend rejected him - I wonder why? Mind you, he did have good taste in women !).
7. The Yorkshire Ripper (Peter Sutcliffe) - (He gave Leeds fans their best song - `There's only one Yorkshire Ripper'! He terrorised Yorkshire and murdered and attempted to murder a lot of women because he heard voices; these voices told him to go out and kill women but apparently didn't tell him to stay in and watch the tv or wash the pots instead!).
8. Richard Leonard "The Iceman" Kuklinski (Evil hitman. Saw him being interviewed on television. A real sadist. Luckily for mankind he is in prison. Nobody was safe. Can't think of anything funny to say except to say that not all Poles are nice people).
9. The Zodiac Killer (Never been caught and could still be alive. Spent a lot of time sending the police silly messages with lots of symbols on them).
10. Jack The Ripper (I don't know about you but I'm getting tired of this one. After all he only killed five. Everybody except the police think they know who he was. The truth is that he has probably never been on the list of suspects).
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